"I can do baby or I can do geezer murder mystery but I can’t do both!" -Archer(via homelessorgasms)
i know this sounds really fucking stupid butthe guy who invented the first ceiling fan (via pemsylvania)
" i want a 6’3 boy "
bitch you need a job
have a seat
men have preferences out the ass
"i want a girl with big boobs, thick thighs, a big ass, a tiny waist, long hair, no makeup, preferably a mix a mix between beyonce and a kardashian"
a woman has a preference, yet suddenly she’s an unemployed bitch
fuck outta here with this bullshit this post is trash