"I can do baby or I can do geezer murder mystery but I can’t do both!" -Archer

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i know this sounds really fucking stupid but

the guy who invented the first ceiling fan (via pemsylvania)
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trapg0ds:

joseguwop:

" i want a 6’3 boy "
bitch you need a job

have a seat

men have preferences out the ass
"i want a girl with big boobs, thick thighs, a big ass, a tiny waist, long hair, no makeup, preferably a mix a mix between beyonce and a kardashian"

a woman has a preference, yet suddenly she’s an unemployed bitch

fuck outta here with this bullshit this post is trash 

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13thmoon:

i would take naps in forests every day if bugs didnt exist 

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So im gonna be the writer for a video game. Thats cool haha

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