sounds about right to me
Frank Fontaine playing every goofy sport imaginable
Frank Fontaine starring in every sport anime you know
"I’m Fontaine Frank-kun, 40 years old, and I’m going to become the best frisbee golf player Rapture has ever seen! It’s my destiny! I won’t let Ryan-sama beat me this time!"
you do what you can with what you got
frank fontaine probably sat in his apartment and ate nothing but potatoes and listened to “danny boy” on repeat until he believed he really could be atlas
so say goodbye to fontaine … *car engine starting noises* … and hello to A BRAND NEW CAR!