• AnonymousThat moment when you realize Fontaine probably really wanted to hit on Elizabeth hardcore, and then just hit her instead. Ruining lives, while stayin classy. That's the Fontaine way.
  • littlefontainethings

    sounds about right to me

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  • Fontaine:If you're stupid say "what".
  • Fontaine:Would you kindly say "what"
  • Jack:What
  • Fontaine:OH MAN
  • Fontaine:OH SWEET FUCKING CHRIST
  • Fontaine:I GOT YOU SO GOOD KID THAT WAS AWESOME
  • Fontaine:OH SWEET SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
  • Fontaine:JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.
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Bioshock

  • Everybody:Fontaine no
  • Frank Fontaine:Fontaine yes
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littlefontainethings:

w0rldw34ry:

NOW YOU WANT TO TALK FONTAINE?

YOU HAVE TRIED TO KILL ME MULTIPLE TIMES

YOU ENSLAVED ME

AND NOW THAT I’M GETTING CLOSE TO WHIPPING YOUR ASS YOU WANT TO NEGOTIATE WITH ME?

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littlefontainethings:

littlefontainethings:

mega-crunch:

irredeemablefilth:

captainswank:

Frank Fontaine playing every goofy sport imaginable

Frank Fontaine starring in every sport anime you know

"I’m Fontaine Frank-kun, 40 years old, and I’m going to become the best frisbee golf player Rapture has ever seen! It’s my destiny! I won’t let Ryan-sama beat me this time!"

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you do what you can with what you got

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jackryanz:

frank fontaine probably sat in his apartment and ate nothing but potatoes and listened to “danny boy” on repeat until he believed he really could be atlas

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jackwhynand:

so say goodbye to fontaine … *car engine starting noises* … and hello to A BRAND NEW CAR!

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Reblog and see if you get a color.

  • PURPLE:We near never speak, but I do enjoy your presence on my dashboard.
  • FUCHSIA:I wish I could become your best friend through the internet.
  • GREY:You leave me with jumbled words.
  • RED:I'm in love with you.
  • PINK:I have a crush on you.
  • TURQUOISE:You're hot.
  • CHARTREUSE:I sincerely wish you would notice me.
  • TEAL:We have quite a lot in common.
  • BLUE:You are my Tumblr crush.
  • ORANGE:I dislike your page.
  • YELLOW:PLEASE FUCK ME.
  • WHITE:PLEASE MARRY ME.
  • GREEN:I find you cute.
  • BLACK:I would date you.
  • BROWN:I dislike you.
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